Wednesday, May 14, 2014

Howdy, Blogger

As of May, 14, 2014, 8:50 A.M.; I am typing this into an Apple MacBook, onto a page, into a blog webpage called Blogger. My name is unimportant, but it is Kevin for the curious, anyway. I'm in an institution of education labeled Diamond Oaks Vocational School. I am subscribed to the course of Digital Arts. But that is not where I am now. I am in an English class, typing for a blog project for reasons. My blog requires a theme of some sort or main attraction, like gossip or news or jokes or rants. But I don't know what to do; I don't know where my talents of writing creativity lie. I don't pay enough attention to the news to give you that. I don't care enough for celebrities to gossip about them. I'm not witty enough to write a consistent stream of humor into your eyeballs. And no one is interested into the deluded self-monologues of a guy on the internet about whatever. May hap I'll steal content from the Great All-Powerful Google Overlords and claim them as mine, like a talentless shrubbery. Then again, the Great All-Powerful Google Overlords may for once use their Great All-Power for evil from the repetitive assault of thievery upon them. Our greatest nightmare will be realized as the Great All-Powerful Google Overlords rain bloody, fiery decimation upon all. I'd rather not risk the internet apocalypse today, and have my blog go down in internet infamy, thank you. Now that I look down in curious wonder, I notice a list of things given to me by my teacher about things... I could write... about... 


SCREW IT! We're going with short stories!
That is all, reader. Hope you liked, and good day to you.

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