As of May, 14, 2014, 8:50 A.M.; I am typing this into an Apple MacBook, onto
a page, into a blog webpage called Blogger. My name is unimportant, but it is
Kevin for the curious, anyway. I'm in an institution of education labeled
Diamond Oaks Vocational School. I am subscribed to the course of Digital Arts.
But that is not where I am now. I am in an English class, typing for a blog
project for reasons. My blog requires a theme of some sort or main attraction,
like gossip or news or jokes or rants. But I don't know what to do; I don't
know where my talents of writing creativity lie. I don't pay enough attention
to the news to give you that. I don't care enough for celebrities to gossip
about them. I'm not witty enough to write a consistent stream of humor into
your eyeballs. And no one is interested into the deluded self-monologues of a
guy on the internet about whatever. May hap I'll steal content from the Great
All-Powerful Google Overlords and claim them as mine, like a talentless
shrubbery. Then again, the Great All-Powerful Google Overlords may for once use
their Great All-Power for evil from the repetitive assault of thievery upon
them. Our greatest nightmare will be realized as the Great All-Powerful Google
Overlords rain bloody, fiery decimation upon all. I'd rather not risk the
internet apocalypse today, and have my blog go down in internet infamy, thank
you. Now that I look down in curious wonder, I notice a list of things given to
me by my teacher about things... I could write... about...
SCREW IT! We're going with short stories!
That is all, reader. Hope you liked, and good day to you.
This is awesome. I love your style and voice!
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